MY inter-View

Reporter: When did you first realize you were the sh!t?

Me:

at Birth! Tessa Tess 1pimp, 9tricks Brooklyn, ny bold.

i talk w soo much emphasis.. oooohh, baby, you too sensitive... I'ma vein to a bloody beat.. a leg to a music seat.. and the sugar in white people's kool-aid.... NOT SWEET! it's a dog-eat-dog world, i'm gettin' fed. are you? too many tight niggas runnin’ round trying to get everybody hype. at first people were bossy, then b a l l i n’, then someone decided they’d like to be elegant and go glamorous. similarities = swag suicide. if crack kills, why are you dope? LMAO, tsk tsk. stupid is as stupid does and if stupid does what dummy says, you'll be good, retard. seems like we forgot where we came from. weezy is buttered up, nas on that humble hype. just FACE it, it's true. pariswarise told me that if i'm the sh!t, i must be stank. -ponders that..-my swagger is on mars, so nah, i can't fuck w you earthlings. ya'll on some other shit. smh @ giving all your time & energy to someone who wouldn't exist if myspace crashed. :-j your cool if you understand this smiley right here.btw, this about me is frshbait for you jockers. go ahead, take it, lol. it's flattering, not annoying. being you is terrible enough, i bet. so i sympathize. :) so go ahead! Yeni-ism™ is up for sale, buy it in a store nearest you.fags..anywho! if your on my list yo, you prolly already know me. if not, whomp. so, ask veroe.. i change lives. yeahyeahyeah, you too. figures : A.M.I.Lbtch! ;) [clears throat] "cause technically, i wife niggas. -- niggas DON'T wife me. i have 'em in the kitchen butt-nekked makin ice-tea -- scramblin' the eggs and toastin' bread lightly. scrubbin' floors & washin' dishes, catering to all my wishes. grateful i allowed 'em to sleep overnight -- im upstairs in the bed, sweatin' in another niggas white tee, steady watchin' teevee. snap my fingers, 'yes honey??' 'bring me breakfast,' & i make him wait for the cutty, like a lap dog, i whistle when i want somethin'."

tess on.....

tess on death: thinking. of what to write ; but it just so happens that when i think, my shit comes out wack. so like, i guess i'll cut thinking out of the equation && just be. i just fail to understand the way the world works sometimes, or maybe it's just i don't want to understand. either way, i just can't really grasp the fact that someone you love can be here, and everything can be fine and, then the next minute, they can be gone. it just sucks ass son, like i really try to tell the people i love [the very few people] how i feel on a regular basis, 'cause i'd die if something happened to them and we were on bad terms.

tess on romance: never really had a "romantic" kinda guy. never been in love ; none of that. in no rush either. i just feel that i really don't want to depend on any male for a sense of happiness. i define me, i control my feelings, i'm the one who can turn my frown into a smile. i like being in charge of myself, and i'm just in no rush to be dependent.

tess on shit talkers: stay farfar away from me. because the minute i hear you're talking about me, i'm gonna do one of two things. confront you like a lady or just knock you the fuck out. depends on how i feel. i don't have time for negativity, so if you're gonna hit me up ; do me the favor && don't talk about anyone. jesus! some of you need lives.

Don't ask me for advice cause I'm quick to let you know Yea u a corny hoe. You know i'd be the first to let you know. It's no problem, my pleasure. You see my mind is something that I treasure. Maybe you should do the same. I know it's hard for you and whose to blame? But I know there ain't no space for shame in your game. So I'll just let you know that you a corny hoe. Get up & wash your ass. And let the first trimester pass. You know that's what you want. What else you got to flaunt? How about a fucking brain? Is that just plain insane? You know that asshole don't got your back. You know there's so much that he fucking lack. Now how much time is gonna take you to get your life on track?! All for an asshole that was quick to let you go. Yea u a corny hoe. How dare you let him take control? You know you ain't ready for that role. Just wanted to let you know You a corny hoe.

---Sharely Then.

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i just wanna play my sega genesis && float away to the nintendo days. barbie && ken, way back when i wanted to be just like ; THEM. i'mPERFECTion. elation, masturbation, oral fixation. now we got std's, the aids disease? what the fucks the world coming to, i'd be careful if i were you, but i'm not. so i'm wreckless, smoke this, drink this, toke this, fuck that, get slapped, tit for tat, this and that to that and this. completely sickest alchemist, illest, the realest to kick shit && spit. loogies.